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What did Cinderalla say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.


How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.


How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.


A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak.
That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.

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Comment by Lolit C on September 29, 2011 at 12:04am
LMAO on both John Keith... Ok here's one... how would you capture a whole giraffe in a frame when you are both in a 6 x 6 meter room?.......
Comment by John Keith Sutherland on September 28, 2011 at 10:16pm
What about the photographer-turned-farmer who purchased a plot of land five miles long but only 20 feet wide on which to grow his crops. 

His reasoning: "I just love a narrow depth of field."
Comment by John Keith Sutherland on September 28, 2011 at 10:15pm
I'm afraid I don't have any photography jokes, but my wife has hundreds...

You just can't shutter up!
Comment by Lolit C on September 28, 2011 at 10:41am

Ahahahahaha!!!! those are good ones John Keith...thanks for dropping by :)

 

Comment by John Keith Sutherland on September 27, 2011 at 9:34pm
If your photo album is thin and only has one photo of mediocre quality it's probably... a passport :)
Comment by John Keith Sutherland on September 27, 2011 at 8:42pm
Q: Why is flying an F-16 better than flying an F-22?
A: It's one stop faster!

Comment by Lolit C on September 26, 2011 at 3:39am
glad you smiled hard Patrick...sure I will...humor is my life hahaha... so when I get me a lab puppy, I'd baptize it "Canon"  lolz...
Comment by Patrick Nosbaum on September 25, 2011 at 9:44pm
I smiled hard at the last one Lolit, keep entertaining us :D

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